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- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Better to remain silent and be considered a fool, than to speak and confirm it.
- If you can’t impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh1t
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
- If I agree with you we’d both be wrong.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
- Worrying does work! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- Going to Mosque doesn’t make one a good Muslim any more than standing in a garage makes you a Mechanic.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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